Gary Olson introduces the word Proudledrapper to the English language. A proudledrapper is a leprechaun lyricist who only writes on new years day, carrying a basket containing a female fox, a bottle of Chianti 1978, no less than three tomatoes, and a selection of fresh fruit. The definition of the word Proudledrapper can be changed based on the context in which it is used, the time of the day it is used, or the number of chocolate chips in a two and one half inch Toll House cookie.